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Drunk Raccoon Tee – Liquor Store Legend Edition 🦝🍸
$30.00
Meet the internet’s most relatable anti-hero. This Drunk Raccoon Tee features the infamous raccoon who broke into a liquor store, partied too hard, and passed out like a true legend. Dressed to impress and holding a martini, this design blends chaotic energy with classy sarcasm.
Printed on crisp colors, this shirt is perfect for meme lovers, late-night philosophers, and anyone who knows “I’ll just have one drink” is a lie.
Why You’ll Love It:
-Soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort
-High-quality print that won’t crack or fade
-Clean white tee that pairs with literally everything
-Guaranteed conversation starter
Perfect For:
Meme collectors, bar nights, casual fits, gift-giving, and anyone living their best slightly unhinged life.
Fit & Care:
Unisex fit · True to size · Machine wash cold · Tumble dry low
Details:
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 | 25 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 | 25 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 | 26 ¼ |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 | 26 ⅞ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 | 27 ½ |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 | 28 ⅛ |
| SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | CHEST TO FIT (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 | 63.5 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 | 65 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 | 66.6 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 | 68.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 | 69.9 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 | 71.4 |
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.
We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.
